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My wildly entertaining letters to my son and other American Soldiers suffering in Iraq and elsewhere...posted in no particular chronological order.
Monday, September 15, 2003
(This is an oldie- I sent it along with a package of thermal underwear to Rob when he was stationed in South Korea.)
December 12, 2001
Dear Rob,
Enclosed are the Thermalwear undergarments you requested. While it is doubtful that you can look as absurd as the guy modeling these garments on the front of the package, I’m certain you will do your best.
Simply follow these easy, step-by-step instructions:
1) Put on Thermalwear.
2) Imagine that you are looking at some interesting sight in the distance (perhaps a ship on the horizon, or a pair of mating dogs) and casually pose accordingly. Pointing and/or shading the eyes are effective casual postures one can assume while being photographed in underwear, especially in a woodsy outdoor setting.
3) Have a friend take of photo of you and send it to the Sears catalog publishers.
Hope that helps!
Much love,
--Mom
December 12, 2001
Dear Rob,
Enclosed are the Thermalwear undergarments you requested. While it is doubtful that you can look as absurd as the guy modeling these garments on the front of the package, I’m certain you will do your best.
Simply follow these easy, step-by-step instructions:
1) Put on Thermalwear.
2) Imagine that you are looking at some interesting sight in the distance (perhaps a ship on the horizon, or a pair of mating dogs) and casually pose accordingly. Pointing and/or shading the eyes are effective casual postures one can assume while being photographed in underwear, especially in a woodsy outdoor setting.
3) Have a friend take of photo of you and send it to the Sears catalog publishers.
Hope that helps!
Much love,
--Mom
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